This week we had this fine asian chick show up at the pawn to sell her family’s sword. Apparently her grandfather is sick, or some bullshit. All I cared about was how I could convince this fine Chinese beauty to fuck me for money. She talked on and on about her sword and her family blah, blah, blah. This chick was demanding 5k for the sword. I ain’t never paid somebody that much at this pawn shop. So I offered her the best deal I could offer, two thousand dollars for the sword and 600 dollars to fuck her. After some strenuous convincing, she agreed and it was a smooth ride from there. I slammed this chicks pussy all over my office. I unleashed my wu tang style on her pink gash and she loved every single minute of it.